You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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