Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can feel your judgement through the phone
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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