YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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