Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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