is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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