Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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