I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
