She is in my trunk
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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