my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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