Can Purell be used as lube?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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