I need help removing her.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth