i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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