i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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