New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So many bounce houses so little time
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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