Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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