Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.