So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.