I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.