just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?