if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick