Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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(512): View more from Texas

Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.

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(315): View more from New York

she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.

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(440): View more from Ohio

he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game

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(517): View more from Michigan

She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

We're showing the video later bring pizza

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(618): View more from Illinois

Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.

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