He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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