I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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