In the future we'll all be gay
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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