No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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