where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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