Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Drunk is not a location!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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