I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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