Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it's great music for shaving your balls
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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