I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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