bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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