I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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