hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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