...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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