I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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