where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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