Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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