We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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