I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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