my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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