And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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