I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Randomize