I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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