Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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