I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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