I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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