Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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