I look better un-naked...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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