Cold hands, warm shart.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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