STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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