alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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