Banned from zoo.
Again?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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