it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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