I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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