what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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