I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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