Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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