we're blogging at a bar
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Swine flu. Run for my life!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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