I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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