I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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