I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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